What Ever Happened To...

Add or answer as you see fit.

...water wars?
...cheap 9-volt battery water uzi's that you could hook up to a lantern battery and a backpack full of water?
...Evan?
...Dave Penner?
...Yoda's head?
...North High's record setting marching band?
...Noel Kunkle?
...Dana, Hammer, and the other people on the AMA Blue Tour?
...camping out?
...BBQs on my deck?
...Crime Buster movies?
...Kris's credit in the third one (does anyone still have this)?
...child-hood innocence?
...time to smell the flowers?
...The Asylum?
...WOTG?
...Dr. J?
...Brian?
...April?
...my degree (or lack of one)?
...dreams?
...my old contracts?
...motivation?
...hill hopping?
...my mom's old Subaru?
...my old yellow Celica (Kitty Hawk)?
...sign stealing?
...Bob's finger?
...Mandy?
...MCR?
...Leitersburg Theater?
...the treehouse in my backyard?
...the tree in my backyard?
...the Woods?
...playing paintball?
...Ben's character with the REALLY bad luck when we played Legionaire?
...Mr. Reinhart?
...simplicity?
...that club Jamie and I wanted to start with its own club vehicle?
...breadsticks and Pizza hut?
...Mt Aetna (sp)?
...the Golden Foot?
...haunted houses in my basement?
...going from a 97 degree hot tub to a 64 degree pool and then playing Street Fighter all night long?
...Guile?
...surfing on top of a moving car?
...getting off the moving car in the middle of the night on MCR and watching it drive off into the distance?
...those guys in the white truck with shovels in the descecrated grave yard at midnight on Halloween night on MCR?
...Space: Above and Beyond?
...my high metabolism?
...hanging out?

...the last 30 years?

Berated by Kirk Cameron

Ok.

Don't even ask where I find this stuff, I don't want to talk about it.

But go here. Click 'No' when it asks if you are a Christian or not, then set back and watch good ol' Kirk berate you.

When you are done with that, reload the page and then click 'Yes' for the same question and get berated again for not saving everyone you know.

*sigh*

I Don't Know What To Title This

Umm, read this, particularly those of you that played AD&D with me back in the day.

WTF?

Excuse me while I go repent.


UPDATE: Ok, I repented by reading this. Now thats funny.