Thursday, May 25, 2006

Seats Available this Holiday

Taking the boat out this weekend if I can get some people to go with me. It will be down at Shoansy instead of Lake Anna (Lake Anna is way too much of a zoo on the holidays). Shoansy opens up into the big part of the bay which is fricken huge. Good times. Anyway, the kicker is that is about 3 hours from DC (1 hour from Richmond). We have pleanty of room for spending the night (for free!) or you can drive back late in the evening. As far as what day goes, I don't care...whenever people can go. Send me an email or comment here if you are interested on going and we can coordinate.

And here is this for your reading enjoyment, my two faithful readers:

>>The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a new
>>virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
>>through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
>>Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
>>2004, after having been screwed for the past four years...
>>Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include antisocial
>>personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
>>extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
>>pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for
>>own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial
>>smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
>>theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
>>Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
>>originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas....

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