Thursday, May 25, 2006

Seats Available this Holiday

Taking the boat out this weekend if I can get some people to go with me. It will be down at Shoansy instead of Lake Anna (Lake Anna is way too much of a zoo on the holidays). Shoansy opens up into the big part of the bay which is fricken huge. Good times. Anyway, the kicker is that is about 3 hours from DC (1 hour from Richmond). We have pleanty of room for spending the night (for free!) or you can drive back late in the evening. As far as what day goes, I don't care...whenever people can go. Send me an email or comment here if you are interested on going and we can coordinate.

And here is this for your reading enjoyment, my two faithful readers:

>>The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a new
>>virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
>>through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
>>Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
>>2004, after having been screwed for the past four years...
>>Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include antisocial
>>personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
>>extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
>>pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for
>>own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial
>>smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
>>theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
>>Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
>>originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas....

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Best Quote Ever

'People feel connected to him in much the same way the feel connected to a proctologist, only without the upside potential'

Whoever figures out who that quote is about gets a prize!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Friday, May 12, 2006

Thank God for Tax Cuts

[Link] The tax cut reconciliation bill (H.R. 4297) provides households with income of $1 million or more an average tax break of $42,000. In gross contrast, the more than three-quarters of the nation's households with annual income of $75,000 or less will receive an average tax cut of $30 for one year - not even enough to pay for a single tank of gas. And average families will end up footing the bill for millionaire tax breaks through cuts in vital services and added national debt.

$30! Awesome! I can almost buy a tank of gas with that. Be sure to thank your congress for the awesome job they are doing for the middle class. Mmmm, $30.

Birthday On The Boat!!

June 10th. Trying to get a bunch of guys away from their girlfriends/wives/kids/whatever for the day to go out on the boat at Lake Anna. RSVP.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Why so Angry

So why am I so pissed off when it comes to this Administration? This guy does a good job of explaining where the anger is coming from on the left.

Why aren't you angry yet?

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

We don't want your stinking war!

This is a fricken good article. The first half is interesting, particularly the part about what Ahmadinejad (Iran's prez) actually said regarding 'wiping Israel from the face of the earth'. However, it is the second half that is really good. It starts with the paragraph just above the first picture. I highly recommend at least reading the last half at the very least.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Watch It!

Here is a teaser:

Then he turned to the president of the United States, who sat tight-lipped just a few feet away. "I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world."

All in one link.

The deadly silence sometimes in the audience is great. Apparently they do not like to be slapped.


So why does the video of Bush and his double at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner doing a comedy routine get coverage in the media but Colbert's comedy routine doesn't even get a mention?

What crap. Frustrating as hell.