I was camping last weekend on Assateague Island and this one woman came down from Toronto just to camp with us because, in her words, "No one else was camping that weekend". She was interesting, very outdoorsy. Had some interesting conversations with her.
In any case, in one of my random questions that just popped out of my mouth I asked her why there was a big ass maple leaf on the Canadian flag. I figured there would be some cool story behind it. Nope. It's because they have a lot of maple trees.
So that got me to thinking. What the American flag needs is a picture of a stupid person on it, because we have a TON of stupid people.
Here is an example, as if you need any. I read a post from one of Shana's friends about these two couples in a Buick or something getting it on. The guy in the back didn't want to knock his woman up but he didn't have a condom, so he asked his buddy up front if he could use his. Used. He turned it inside out because it would be too yucky otherwise, and they continued on their way. Well, the chick is pregnant and the father is that other dude.
That, my friends, is the poster boy for the American flag.